![]() There may be whipping, but not in the traditional Castlevania sense. ![]() There is no jumping or Medusa heads here. That’s how I felt when I first saw Girlvania, the highly pornographic, not safe for work or most other places in the world videogame for computers. Imagine the sadness that tree would feel if instead of being decorated with lights, some jerk covered it with breast implants and rubber asses. Visions of whipping flying decapitated Medusa heads in mid-air, exploring a Victorian mansion that defies all concepts of sound architectural structure, collecting bizarre relics that allow me to traverse otherwise unreachable areas, all fire in my head in unison like a row of lovingly arranged Christmas lights, wrapped around an otherwise bare fir tree. ![]() When I see the faux suffix “vania” at the end of a word, I have a Pavlovian reaction.
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